The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time.
Probably don’t eat faces maybe I guess
Whoever made this post was probably on bath salts. Dat motivaion doe !
does the 5 second rule apply when you drop the bass?
"You’re a kindergarten teacher?"
"I’m a fucking great kindergarten teacher."
"You use language like that in the classroom?"
"Only when it’s called for."
My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.
what the fuck have you done
My heart ^_^Nawwwww :3
oh my godddddasklsaf
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder